Review: Uberrime Astra Artifex

The Uberrime Astra is a toy designed for simplicity but it certainly isn’t boring. With a tapered, bulbous head, curved shaft, and a surprise feature on the base, it has everything I look for in a g-spot dildo and more!

Review: Blush Neo Elite 7″

Blush is a sex toy brand known for their affordability. Imagine my delight when I saw that they had put out a line of dual-density silicone dildos! These toys are a total game-changer to anyone who wants to try dual density, but can’t afford to invest $100 in a sex toy. Luxury feel at a bargain price–that’s why I love Blush.

Review: Strange Bedfellas Medium Batou

I’m back with another custom pour from Strange Bedfellas! This time I’m testing Batou, one of their humanoid models, in a firmer silicone than my last custom toy. With floppiness no longer an issue, I’m able to truly enjoy this model for its clever design, interesting texture, and its gorgeous, bright colors.

Review: FunKit Toys NoFrillDo X

Funkit Toys is a small business with a line of basic, low-cost silicone dildos suitably named “NoFrillDos.” The NoFrillDo X is part of the second series of this line and is a great option for those looking for a simple, body-safe toy on the girthier side.

Review: Uberrime Vivo

The Vivo Superhero line is modeled after your favorite Marvel characters. With a defined head, ridge texture, and plush feel, it makes an excellent dildo for anyone who doesn’t mind a little squishiness in their toys.

Review: Uberrime Ripley

Ripley is the gorgeous Earth-toned alien dildo created by Uberrime. It has an amazing spine-like texture on the underside of the shaft as well as some veiny texture by the base. For texture-lovers and those who enjoy fantasy dildos that double as art pieces, I recommend you give Ripley a try.

A Dildo by Any Other Name

Something I’ve noticed a lot during my years as a sex toy reviewer is that many companies use human names for their sex toys. It’s always irked me just a little bit, but for a while I couldn’t quite put my finger on why. However, I think it’s time we have a discussion about this practice and how we can improve people’s sex-toy-buying experiences by avoiding it entirely.

Review: Justin (Addiction)

Justin is a rainbow silicone dildo by Addiction that has the amazing “squish” factor of a dual-density toy at an affordable price. This body-safe option is not only great for those looking to display some LGBT pride, but anyone who loves a nice thick, plush toy.

Review: Tantus Hero

I don’t consider myself a size queen, but for indulgent solo sessions, I like to challenge myself in some way. For years now, the lengthy Tantus Uncut #1 has been my go-to toy for that, but out from the mist emerges a new Hero.

Review: BS Atelier Alex

Alex is a traditional dildo by BS Atelier that features a gorgeous rainbow design. It runs on the small size and doesn’t offer many frills but it’s a hell of a beginner’s toy for anyone looking to show off a little LGBT pride.

Review: The Dodil

The Dodil is a customizable silicone dildo that can be altered again and again simply by soaking in hot water. With the ability to add texture and redefine shape, the Dodil is perfect for those looking to step away from traditional toys and try something new.

Review: Tantus Steam Hunk

We humans have so little time on this Earth that I never would have guessed I’d be spending any of it Googling for robot eroticia–yet here I am. Introducing what is perhaps the most…peculiar sex toy in my collection as of yet: the Tantus Steam Hunk.

Review: Tantus O2 Cush

In 2012, I wrote a review for the Cush O2 for a site I no longer review for. Many of the toys I had reviewed with them have long-since been discontinued from my collection due to safety concerns or personal preferences. However, nearly in 2018, I still find myself reaching for this old friend. Being one of the few toys I’ve spent over five years with, I think the Cush O2 deserves a revamped review.

Review: Pleasure Works Captain

Introducing the Pleasure Works Captain, part of a wonderful line of simply-designed dildos named after military rankings. Captain is one of the larger models they have to offer, but it’s designed with a little more flair than some of its underlings.